(Seriously, we're talking gross here.)
Hmmm...I'm not sure what this says about me...
I just took the cushions off the couch to vacuum it out, and I discovered that Max has acquired a rather disgusting new habit. Seems he's been picking his nose and then wiping his bounty between the cushions. And how did I react to this discovery? I laughed! There was a day long ago, when I probably would have cried instead. Yeah, but laughing is so much better.
And yes, I then proceeded to clean up his dirty little secret.
Oh, and we will have a private little chat when he gets home about more appropriate means of disposal.